SERVICES
Here at Roni Know’s we hope to effectively serve your needs by adapting accordingly to situations and by double checking our information.
Private Investigator
Our stalking- I MEAN… Private investigator services include but are not limited to: Online investigation, address finding, people following (pictures and recordings included), and relationship following. Roni is an experienced stalking who will never accidentally like someone’s Instagram photo from 2 years ago. Roni is also a pro at hiding and disguising herself in order to get the highest quality information out of people without their knowledge.
The Mole
Roni is a very charismatic person, and for some reason everybody trusts her and flocks to her to spills their business on her. Roni will be able to infiltrate any group of people and get every member to tell her what’s going on in their silly brains.
Harassment and Intimidation
Do you or someone you love have an evil ex who keeps trying to manipulate you or someone you love? Got a coworker who is so rude and annoying it makes you want to explode them with your mind? Good news. Roni Know’s will be able to return that same energy right back at them. Roni does not care if it is mean to block someone on social media, or if getting a restraining order is “too far”. Roni will do it. It is ok not to like people, and it is ok not to want to be manipulated. Roni will make sure that all individuals involved in making your life harder will be taken care of.
PACKAGES!
Although we do offer a la carte and customizable bundles, Roni Know’s does offer many different default packages.
The “getting your friend to break up with their evil partner” package:
Some people just don’t want to listen, trust; we’ve all been there. Unfortunately, though, many individuals are too caught up in people pleasing and not causing drama or mess. Here at Roni Know’s, we completely disagree with that philosophy. We will actively infiltrate that life of the individual in a bad relationship to strongly persuade them to LEAVE THEIR EVIL SITUATIONSHIP/RELATIONSHIP IMMEDIATELY! If all beginner attempts fail, we will kidnap the evil partner and ship them to Roni’s Tita Joy in Missouri City, where they will be taken care of.
The “my partner is totally cheating on me” package:
Do you or a loved one have a partner that is probably cheating but you just can’t prove it? PERFECT! Roni will find out immediately. This package is not just exclusive to people in relationships. Do you think your friend is a rat and spilling all of your sensitive biz to your enemies? Roni will take care of it. Roni will let you KNOW!
The “I just don’t like them” package:
Do you not like someone and you just can’t put your finger on why? That is ok; trust your gut! Roni will find all the information on the shady individual that she can find. If there’s no significant information or behavior that can be found, we will inform you. From there you can decide if you would like to end the service there, or if you would like the individual to be taken care of by Tita Joy. Here at Roni Know’s, clients come first!